Celebrities for UNICEF

August 19th, 2008

Celebrities for UNICEF
Celebrites came out in force to help raise money for UNICEF, as well as Madonna's Raising Malawi.

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Dance Party USA [To Do]

August 19th, 2008

Dance Party USA [To Do]

We all have our own unique ways to unwind after a particularly long work day. Some of you like to hit the gym to do some cardio, some of you just go home to play with your kids and others prefer smoking a bowl before a marathon session of video gaming. However, if you’re Molls, none of the above are adequately able to soothe the savage beast within. Rather, she’s got a secret passion that helps transport her to a place where the drudgery of her daily routine is the furthest thing from her mind. If you want in on her secret (or if you just wanna know what’s going on in LA tonight), simply click through and the world is yours!

· Xiu Xiu at the Echoplex.
· Rod Man at the Comedy and Magic Club.
· Measuring Your Own Grave at MOCA.
· The Accomplices at the Fountain Theater.


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Wherein We Finally Attempt to Comprehend The Jonas Brothers [Defamer Answers]

August 18th, 2008

Wherein We Finally Attempt to Comprehend The Jonas Brothers [Defamer Answers]

Look, we’re old. Not “old” old, but more like “the Olympics were so much better in Los Angeles” old. And definitely not “Beatlemania” old, but old enough to wonder if the Jonas Brothers phenomenon is anything like what we’ve heard about Beatlemania. We honestly don’t know — before today we’d never listened to a Jonas Brothers song, we’ve never seen them perform, we don’t even know which is which, only that the moppiest-headed one occasionally receives photos of Miley Cyrus eating her skivvies.

But this week’s seismic release of the new Jonas Brothers album A Little Bit Longer — and the ensuing tear-streaked, hair-gnawing tween bedlam (best evinced by the accompanying snapshot from the group’s recent TRL appearance) — has us taking the Jonases’ impact much more seriously. After all, today’s young pop heroes are tomorrow’s clinically wasted reality TV icons; on that basis alone their soaring stars deserve a closer look and deeper understanding — or at least a handy Defamer fact sheet for your water-cooler convenience. Everything you need to know is after the jump.

I. KNOW YOUR JONASES

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Lohan strikes Marilyn pose

August 18th, 2008

Lohan strikes Marilyn pose
Famed photographer Bert Stern recreated his legendary 1962 photo shoot with Marilyn Monroe, this time with Lindsay Lohan baring just about all.

Che Guevera
A collection of photos of revolutionary Che Guevara from the collection of his widow, Aleida March.

Celebrities in New York City
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Hollywood Nation: 8/7

August 17th, 2008

Hollywood Nation: 8/7
Hollywood Nation: 8/7

Elvis’s jumpsuit is in the building

Hollywood Nation: 8/12
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Mistakes You Should Avoid - Common Mini E-Book Posted By : Ajaay Kumar

August 17th, 2008

Mistakes You Should Avoid - Common Mini E-Book Posted By : Ajaay Kumar
There are three common mini e-book mistakes you should avoid. If you don’t take the proper precautions to identify these mistakes and to make sure you don’t commit them yourself, you simply will not earn as much as you potentially could.

The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 43

Welcome, celebrity news and gossip fans, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, our Friday tradition. How does the Caption Contest work?

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Lindsay Lohan blogs about her little sister’s breasts

August 17th, 2008

Lindsay Lohan blogs about her little sister’s breasts
Thumbnail image for 0728_ali_lohan_nyc_00.jpg Lindsay Lohan slapped on her blogging bra to discuss allegations that her 14-year-old sister Ali has breast implants. In the lengthy diatribe on her MySpace page, Lindsay also surprisingly defends her mom Dina who has the parenting skills of asbestos:

hey everyone..
i just had to share something that came up today and it made me feel a bit sick to my stomach.
so, here’s the visual…
me and my friend Patrick walking into a store, and two paparazzi come up out of nowhere (like usual) and start throwing questions at me…
one of them being, “Hey Lindsay, what do you have to say about people commenting on your sisters implants?”
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my response simply was, “Did you really just ask me that? She is a 14 year old girl, and you are a pedophile!”
i was caught out of nowhere so i didn’t really come up with the proper response at the time.. there’s many other things that i felt like saying, but why give it to a random guy with a camera so that he can make money!
All i am trying to say is, is that, i was raised with a wonderful family surrounding me, of course we have our ups and downs, but all in all my mother taught us to appreciate what we have been given. Nor would she ever encourage, or allow a 14 year old child to alter her body.
i am not judging people that do, but i am just saying that its not something that my family finds necessary to do, especially when you’re not even fully developed yet!
It is hard enough being 14 years old and you have enough insecurities to begin with, then add being in the public eye…
i just find it really disconcerting that people have to focus on the negative and that some people are sooooo bored with their own lives that they need to manifest lies to hurt another person.
in a more positive light…
i got some great clothes from alexander wang and i miss samantha cuz she’s out of town :(
have a wonderful day everyone~
til next time..
xx LL

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Ernest Borgnine Has Discovered the Fountain of Youth, and It Is Masturbation [Careless Whispers]

August 17th, 2008

Ernest Borgnine Has Discovered the Fountain of Youth, and It Is Masturbation [Careless Whispers]

91-year-old actor Ernest Borgnine doesn’t look a day over 86, and so it was that when the Golden Globe-brandisher stopped by Fox & Friends to chat about his new book, the hosts demanded to know how he could still look so darned good. Botox? Volumizing? A deal with the devil (or ICM)? None of the above, replied the actor, instead leaning in to whisper, “I masturbate a lot.” Sadly, Borgie didn’t appear to realize that his mic would still pick up those whispers and beam the Oscar winner’s chicken-jerking secret across the globe. Still, we can’t wait for the day that masturbation becomes an age-defying staple of salons everywhere (though we’ve heard there’s some “health spas” in West Hollywood where it’s already common practice). [Fox News]


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Wino Got Booed

August 17th, 2008

Wino Got Booed

A bunch of grouchy whores had the audacity to boo Amy Wino at the V Festival in Staffordshire tonight. They booed because Wino was 20-minutes late, forcing her band to entertain the crowd while everyone waited. What the hell do these bitches expect? It’s the fucking Crackie of Camden! I would boo her ass if she wasn’t 20-minutes late!

Wino finally showed up and did her signature heroin shake through a few numbers. She got booed again when she dedicated her song “Wake Up Alone” to Blaaaaaake. For fucking real! Did the crowd not realize who they were seeing. Again, I would hiss at her crackie ass if she didn’t scream “Blaaaake” at least 5 times! I’m surprised Wino didn’t pull out a gun and shoot their asses. Or better yet, spit at them. A Wino loogie is more dangerous than a bullet.

Here’s more of Wino looking like a cracked out version of the scab I just picked off while performing at the V Festival.

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Godfather of Horror

August 16th, 2008

Godfather of Horror
Godfather of Horror

Robert Englund on new movie

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