Stephen Colbert on Bill O’Reilly meltdown (Bear-free video included)

Stephen Colbert on Bill O’Reilly meltdown (Bear-free video included)

Stephen Colbert has come to the defense of his beloved faux-idol Bill “Papa Bear” O’Reilly. (Video after the jump.) The conservative black hole of douchism, and host of FOX News’ The O’Reilly Factor, has been getting his nuts kicked in via the Internets after an embarrassing video leaked of him flipping out on the set of Inside Edition which he anchored 20 years ago. You might be asking, “What’s this got to do with anything and where’s Britney?” It’s simple, really: A.) Stephen Colbert is the Greatest American Hero since that TV show of the same name.* B.) I need something to distract you Web monkeys while I slip off to Dunkin Donuts for their Free Iced Coffee Day. Now excuse me, so I can start F-in’ trippin’ the bean. UPDATE: I’ve had ten! HEEEEEEYAW!! *Believe it or not: Stephen walks on air.

Video: Comedy Central

New development for Beauty Queen Kumari Fulbright.
Larry Bruce Hammond, 40, has agreed to testify against his co-defendants in a mitigated plea arrangement that was worked out with the prosecutors on Monday, May 12, 2008. This was the case of Kumari Fulbright and the 3 men who were accused of aiding her to kidnap her ex-boyfriend and holding him captive in December 2007. […]

Larry Bruce Hammond, 40, has agreed to testify against his co-defendants in a mitigated plea arrangement that was worked out with the prosecutors on Monday, May 12, 2008.

This was the case of Kumari Fulbright and the 3 men who were accused of aiding her to kidnap her ex-boyfriend and holding him captive in December 2007. The story was posted here. Larry Hammond has pleaded guilty to the charge of aggravated assault and would get probation or the maximum of 8.75 years in jail.

Larry’s original statement said that he did not see anyone use a weapon against Kumari’s ex-boyfriend. More specifically, the implication was that Kumari Fulbright did not use a weapon on her ex boyfriend. Kumari’s lawyer, Stephen Weiss, desired to use this statement to help Kumari.

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