Penelope Cruz and Her Unwittingly Excellent Coca-Cola Advert

Penelope Cruz and Her Unwittingly Excellent Coca-Cola Advert

Penelope Cruz definitely gave us a reason to watch her do totally random things as she relaxed with glass of Coke between photo calls at Cannes. Someone needs to get her a deal with Coca-Cola, stat, because I have a feeling she could really boost sales. If she could look less, um, befuddled.

As much as I think marveling over Penelope looking this good just randomly, wasn’t there anything more interesting going on at Cannes? I think that a certain photographer might have a crush. . .

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What A Dumb Fuck

In case you missed it, here’s Mike “forever fat on the inside” Huckabee trying to be a comedian while speaking to the NRA yesterday. While Huckabee was giving his speech, there was a noise offstage. He quickly joked that Barack Obama fell off his chair. Everyone kind of laughed, so the dumb fuck decided he should continue the joke. He added, “Somebody aimed a gun at him and he dove for the floor.” Nobody laughed.

That stupid fuck should really quit his job as America’s Number 1 dickwad and take his comedy act on the road. The KKK Comedy tour!

Huckabee later apologized by saying, “During my speech at the NRA, a loud noise backstage that sounded like a chair falling distracted the crowd and interrupted my speech. I made an offhand remark that was in no way intended to offend or disparage Sen. Obama. I apologize that my comments were offensive. That was never my intention.”

Basically, he’s saying he’s a dumb fuck and can’t help it.

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