Sarah Fucked Up
It’s back to the ho factory for Sarah Larson! InTouch is reporting that George Clooney has dumped his call girl of over a year. A friend told the magazine that Sarah has moved out of his Los Angeles home.
A source close to George said, “George is relieved to be single again. He thinks Sarah is sweet and that is why it was so hard to break up with her. The truth is that they had little in common and he just doesn’t want to be tied down.” Oh, I’m sure Georgie loves to be tied down. Tied down, gagged and stuffed. Just not by her.
Georgie’s rep only said, “I can only confirm that we have never commented on George’s personal life.” And I can only confirm that Georgie’s rep is a smart ass!
Sarah done fucked up! Bitch was supposed to follow my detailed instructions. All she had to do was get knocked up! Shit, she could have even lied to him and said she was carrying his child! Go out and get pregnant by the local homeless man and pass the baby off as George’s. Pull some scandalous shit to secure your future!
What the hell kind of fucked up gold digger is she? I’m embarrassed for her. She gives all us shameless sluts a bad name.
The sad whore above is going around to clubs pretending to be Kim Kardashian. Wait, that might be me in my Halloween costume from a couple of years ago. I dressed as a tranny hooker Princess Jasmine.
Anyway, Kim blogged on her site about some dude in Houston who is selling tickets to events supposedly hosted by her. The dude takes fake Kim to the club and is trying to pass her off as the real deal. Low-rent Kim just sits in the corner and doesn’t talk to anyone.
Beware of low-rent Kim! Wait, both of them are pretty low-rent. I mean, beware of fake Kim! The only way to tell if it’s the real Kim is to piss on her. If she runs away, you know she’s not the real thing!
Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo are back together, but there are conditions! A source close to Romo…..Okay, before I go any further. Every time I go to type Romo, I accidentally type Homo. Almost every single time! I have homo on my finger tips at all times. Anyway, A source close to ROMO told The Chicago-Sun Times, “‘He did agree to go to Ashlee’s wedding — keeping his promise to Jessica. But he made it super-clear that if they were to give it another go, her dad had to seriously back off.’‘
Romo has agreed to continue his relationship with Jess on a “trial basis” as long as Papa Joe stays away and stops butting in. Romo probably meant that literally. Papa Joe is always sticking his ass in their faces.
Papa Joe is always around. The creepy bitch isn’t going anywhere. Every step Romo takes, every move Romo makes, he’ll be watching and jacking to him.
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