Mary-Kate Olsen Joins David Letterman In Taking Down Spencer Pratt One ‘Oily’ Insult At A Time [Pratt Attack]
Mary-Kate Olsen is en fuego these days. First she proved that she’s able to smile without looking like Renee Zellweger, then her Wackness co-star Ben Kingsley announced she is quite the siren when it comes to on-screen kissing skills, and now she’s teamed up with David Letterman to slowly and swiftly decapitate Hills villain Spencer Pratt. On Dave’s couch to plug her film, MKO’s stoner voice waxed rhapsodically about her hippiefest of a birthday celebration at Bonaroo, and what it was like to, as Dave put it, “kiss a really old guy.” But things turned far more interesting after Olsen slyly inserted the robotic nobody Pratt into the conversation. And Dave couldn’t have been more pleased. Hear what MK had to reveal about going to high school with Pratt, and join us in applauding her ability to spark an insult-laden bout of commentary from Dave regarding the “wormy,” “oily” Pratt.
Mary-Kate Olsen is en fuego these days. First she proved that she’s Though we’re sure Mary-Kate and Dave, evoking more chemistry as a comedy duo than Dave and Paul ever have, planned the awkward set-up in advance, Letterman’s inquiry into Mary-Kate’s famous high-school buddies not-so-surprisingly led to Olsen spilling the beans on Pratt’s notorious “temper” while playing for her school’s soccer team. According to MK, Pratt would get in violent fights with the coach and walk off the field in huffs regularly. Dave excitedly jumps in with a series of convoluted and delightful questions like, “How does someone his age get to be so oily?” and “Isn’t he wormy?” Olsen, just on the verge of participating in the rant, impressively takes the high road by successfully pulling off a (funny!) non sequitur into promoting her film. Her old lady posture aside, Olsen has officially unveilied her A-game these last few weeks. If only she would come back to Weeds and save the Botwins from Mexico captivity by distracting the border guards with her hypnotizing laughing shoulder heaves, we might even throw a few buckets of red paint at PETA members in her honor.
Denise Richards Nephew Loves His Playboy Aunt 
“I did Playboy when Sam was 5 months old and I though it would be ok to show people that even though I’m a mom its ok to still be sexy. I played a lot of sexy parts - I did a movie called Wild Things I’m sure your friends have told you about it.”
Denise also told her nephew she should be proud of his auntie’s past. “You should be glad - I bet I’m the only aunt in school that has done Playboy,” said Denise. Richards has been criticised by ex husband Charlie Sheen for featuring the couple’s two young daughters on the show. But as these shots show, she’s equally happy to embarrass the entire family!
Breaking: Mary-Kate Olsen Capable Of Smiling, Making Dirty Old Men Horny [De-Pruned]
Only a week after our careful study of the Olsen Twins’ trademark Prune faces, clever little Mary-Kate Olsen pulled a fast one on us at last night’s screening for her new film The Wackness: the minx bore actual teeth for photographers, pose after forced pose. And even though it looks like putting on a smile in public is taking every last bit of effort and strength MK’s tiny body can muster, the acrobatically trained twin has admittedly perfect chompers. Why she’s been holding back on us remains a mystery, but what doesn’t is where Olsen would rank on yesterday’s roundup of celebrity make-out partners. Her 64-year old Wackness co-star Ben Kingsley clued interested parties in on the talents Mary-Kate’s de-pruned grin is capable of, after the jump.
The Oscar-winning Gandhi star — who would probably rather not have us remind you of his role as a chastity belt expert in D.O.A. Love Guru (especially following a certain co-star’s tongue starring in everyone’s favorite sex tape du jour) — revealed just how Mary-Kate performed in their very frisky telephone booth make-out scene: “She was completely in charge.” While Kingsley isn’t earning any points in the specificity department, we’re going to give the new smiling version of MK the benefit of the doubt and assume the 22-year old’s ability to “take charge” while playing tongue twister with someone more than 40 years her senior is yet another new talent she can add to her resume.
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- MARY-KATE OLSEN SMILES LIKE SHE RARELY DOES - WITH TEETH! [HuffPo]
- BEN KINGSLEY: MARY-KATE WAS ‘IN CHARGE’ OF MAKE-OUT SCENE [People]
Before They Were Porn Stars [Short Ends]
· Just weeks before he catapulted himself into the celebrity gossip stratosphere as America’s Next Top Porn Star, we were fortunate enough to snag a few precious seconds with Verne Troyer on the red carpet at the MTV Movie Awards. We broke into the Defamer Time Capsule — hint: it’s buried somewhere in the grassy knoll between Craft and the Death Star — to unearth this clip that showcases both Molls and myself being temporarily rendered speechless when we realized we were in the presence of the world’s most famous little person (yes, and that includes Matt Roloff).
· Still thirsty for more deets on the Mini-Me sex tape? Well, here’s another mystery solved. The young frenchee in question is none other than 22-year-old Ranae Shrider, an aspiring model from Kentucky. Welcome to the jungle, baby. [TMZ]
· Just in time for Wall-E to hit theaters, those loveable scamps over at Radar have put together a list of cinema’s gayest robots. [Radar]
· Looking for the silver lining in the news that the Jennifer Aniston rom-com He’s Just Not That Into You has has been pushed back until February 2009? Now there’s plenty of time to get Jennifer Connelly involved in that planned Marie Claire cover shoot. Also? More competition for Valkyrie! [US Magazine]
· “I am single, I have no problem meeting women. Women approach me 6, 7 times a day.” After listening to this hilariously pathetic voicemail, we think we may have stumbled onto the perfect castmember for Season Two of Vh1’s The Pickup Artist. If anyone can help this guy, it’s Mystery. [The Sherman Foundation]
· Just weeks before he catapulted himself into the celebrity gossip stratosphere as
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