Ernest Borgnine Has Discovered the Fountain of Youth, and It Is Masturbation [Careless Whispers]
Ernest Borgnine Has Discovered the Fountain of Youth, and It Is Masturbation [Careless Whispers]
91-year-old actor Ernest Borgnine doesn’t look a day over 86, and so it was that when the Golden Globe-brandisher stopped by Fox & Friends to chat about his new book, the hosts demanded to know how he could still look so darned good. Botox? Volumizing? A deal with the devil (or ICM)? None of the above, replied the actor, instead leaning in to whisper, “I masturbate a lot.” Sadly, Borgie didn’t appear to realize that his mic would still pick up those whispers and beam the Oscar winner’s chicken-jerking secret across the globe. Still, we can’t wait for the day that masturbation becomes an age-defying staple of salons everywhere (though we’ve heard there’s some “health spas” in West Hollywood where it’s already common practice). [Fox News]
91-year-old actor Ernest Borgnine doesn’t look a day over 86, and so it was that when the
TMZ Thinks That M. Night Shyamalan ‘Sucks’ [Dirt Sandwich]
Welcome to another installment of Defamer’s Dirt Sandwich, our weekly romp through the perilous wilderness of tabloid television. Each week, we task Molly McAleer with culling through close to a dozen hours of television to bring you, the loyal Defamer reader, the best two minutes of hilarious hyperbole that came across the airwaves. This week’s episode does not disappoint, as diverse topics like Bernie Mac’s death, Tropic Thunder’s RetardGate and Manoj Night Shyamalan’s public perception woes are covered. So while we’ve got you, why don’t you take a bite and enjoy all the savory salaciousness you can handle. Bon appetit!
Welcome to another installment of Defamer’s Dirt Sandwich, our weekly romp through the perilous wilderness of tabloid television. Each week, we task Molly McAleer with culling through close to a dozen hours of television to bring you, the loyal Defamer reader, the best two minutes of hilarious hyperbole that came across the airwaves. This week’s episode does not disappoint, as diverse topics like Bernie Mac’s death, Tropic Thunder’s RetardGate and Manoj Night Shyamalan’s public perception woes are covered. So while we’ve got you, why don’t you take a bite and enjoy all the savory salaciousness you can handle. Bon appetit!
What Happened to Amy Winehouse? Leaves for V-Fest Looking Bad!
We rejoiced Amy Winehouse’s supposed turnaround yesterday after she looked reasonably all right post disastrous paparazzi clash. Ah, we spoke too soon: even though Amy’s due at the V Festival and she looked like she was actually going to get there, she still wasn’t looking much improved in North London. Sometimes you need more than a Minnie Mouse bow and ballerina flats!
Those “Amazing Powers of Recovery” sure are short-lived.
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