Wino Got Booed
A bunch of grouchy whores had the audacity to boo Amy Wino at the V Festival in Staffordshire tonight. They booed because Wino was 20-minutes late, forcing her band to entertain the crowd while everyone waited. What the hell do these bitches expect? It’s the fucking Crackie of Camden! I would boo her ass if she wasn’t 20-minutes late!
Wino finally showed up and did her signature heroin shake through a few numbers. She got booed again when she dedicated her song “Wake Up Alone” to Blaaaaaake. For fucking real! Did the crowd not realize who they were seeing. Again, I would hiss at her crackie ass if she didn’t scream “Blaaaake” at least 5 times! I’m surprised Wino didn’t pull out a gun and shoot their asses. Or better yet, spit at them. A Wino loogie is more dangerous than a bullet.
Here’s more of Wino looking like a cracked out version of the scab I just picked off while performing at the V Festival.
It’s Gordon “You Stupid Donkey” Ramsey! Speaking of donkeys, Gordon is not hung like one. A baby donkey, maybe. A fetus donkey? Yeah, that’s more like it.
I think we finally found Ashley Tisdale’s old nose! It’s in Gordon’s speedo. And yes, I’d let him go balls deep. Actually, I’d let him go balls in, because something tells me the peen just won’t be enough.
Britney Spears, The Jonas Brothers Nominated for Major Video Music Award
Britney Spears humilated herself at last year’s MTV Video Music Awards. But it looks like she’ll have a shot at redemption when this year’s ceremony airs on September 7.
The troubled singer is nominated for the show’s top honor – video of the year – for the hilarious, celebrity gossip-based song, “Piece of Me.” The video was also nominated by the singer’s fans for best pop video and best female video.
Other nominees in the category include:
- The Jonas Brothers’ “Burnin Up”
- Chris Brown’s “Forever”
- The Pussycat Dolls’ “When I Grow Up”
- The Ting Tings’ “Shut Up and Let Me Go”
If Spears wins, it will be her first Video Music Award ever, despite having been nominated 16 times.
Would you vote for her over the other nominated artists?
At this year’s MTV Video Music Awards, it will be Britney Spears versus The Jonas Brothers!
90210 Promo: Kelly and Brenda are Back!
In case you somehow didn’t believe the rumors, check out the promo below for The CW’s new 90210.
Indeed, Kelly Taylor and Brenda Walsh are returning to the zip code they called home for so many years…
WILL YOU WATCH THE NEW 90210?
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