Sarah Palin meets Photoshop
Sarah Palin meets Photoshop 
I can’t even count how many readers have e-mailed me this picture of, what looks like, Governor Sarah Palin in a bikini brandishing a rifle. Allow me to set the record straight because, I shit you not, a ton of folks think this is real. (Smartest country ever!) It’s photoshopped, people. How do I know? Simple: No one is that sexy. Also, the real Sarah Palin would’ve shot the guy behind her for smoking his cigarette like a homosexual. “BANG BANG! Not on my watch, Frenchie!”
Kim Kardashian wants to be a singer now (Of course) 
Kim Kardashian wants to break into the music business, and, honestly, I can’t blame her. If Heidi Montag’s fake tits can score a record deal, I think Kim’s ass deserves an LP at the very least. But that’s just me. E! Online reports:
“I would be down, if it was something fun. I love music, so it would just have to be the right thing.”
If and when she pursues this, Kim has an all-star list of performers with whom she’d like to collaborate…
“I’d say a little bit Michael Jackson in there. I would love to work with, like, Timbaland as a producer and maybe Justin Timberlake.”
So, basically, by saying she wants to work with Timbaland and Justin Timberlake, Kim Kardashian just wants a CD with her face on it. Okay, that’s not entirely fair. I’m sure she’ll at least say “Uh uh, baby” on one of the tracks. I smell Grammy! No, wait, it’s mustache wax. I always get those two confused.
Pallin?s 17-year-old Daughter PREGGERS!!!
Time for some bitchassness!!!! Somewhere in the world, Democrats are laughing there effing asses off. So the extrememly conservative bitch Sarah Palin has announced that her 17-year-old daughter Bristol is 5 months pregnant! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Let’s remind ourselves why this is funny. Sarah Palin has been chosen to be McCain’s vice president. She’s a conservative freak of nature […]
Time for some bitchassness!!!!
Somewhere in the world, Democrats are laughing there effing asses off. So the extrememly conservative bitch Sarah Palin has announced that her 17-year-old daughter Bristol is 5 months pregnant! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Let’s remind ourselves why this is funny.
Sarah Palin has been chosen to be McCain’s vice president. She’s a conservative freak of nature who is AGAISNT homosexuality, AGAINST abortion, AGAINST feminism and I’m pretty sure she’s agaisnt pre-marital sex. If she couldn’t structure the priorities of her daughter, how the bloody hell is she going to lead the nation when McCain hits the bucket? And yes, come on- he’s going to die soon.
But we can’t just point fingers at Palin. Bristol hunny, they’re called CON-DOMS. I know your mother dissaproves of them but you can actually get them from Planned Parenthood without parent’s consent. Another thing, what was John McCain thinking?
I seriously think this man shot his opportunity to become president in the face, balls, and ass.
Damn I?m Old: Celebrity Birthdays
These celebrities were born on September 2: Salma Hayek is 42. Mark Karmon is 57. Camille Gramme is 48. Aimee Osbourne is 25. Keanu Reeves is 44. Terry Bradshaw is 60.
These celebrities were born on September 2:
Salma Hayek is 42.
Mark Karmon is 57.
Camille Gramme is 48.
Aimee Osbourne is 25.
Keanu Reeves is 44.
Terry Bradshaw is 60.
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