Twilight: What Harry Potter Couldn’t Do To Us Women
Twilight: What Harry Potter Couldn’t Do To Us Women
I know, I know-some of you will say HOW CAN YOU COMPARE EDWARD TO HARRY. I just did. Harry Potter didn’t make me giggle like a school-girl. Edward Cullen did. Harry Potter rushed to marry Ginny and didn’t leave us any intimate details….but Bella and Edward left us many a detail! Sure […]
I know, I know-some of you will say HOW CAN YOU COMPARE EDWARD TO HARRY.
I just did. Harry Potter didn’t make me giggle like a school-girl. Edward Cullen did. Harry Potter rushed to marry Ginny and didn’t leave us any intimate details….but Bella and Edward left us many a detail! Sure the Twilight books are no Zane books, but they do evoke curiosity!
Don’t get me wrong, Harry Potter books are fantastic and brilliant! But the Twilight books are more realistic…yes vampires, werewolves and all! I’d rather live in a world with them than living in a world with trolls, dragons and Luna Lovegood…
I’m being too dramatic BUT OMFG MIDNIGHT SHOW OF TWILIGHT!!!!!!!! Aren’t you all excited to finally see what everyone has been TALKING about! The hot Robert Pattinson and the absolutely gorgeous Kristin Stewart will be gracing their way onto our nearest cinemas! This is extremely exciting and if any of you dare to say “Oh it is toooo expensive”. You suck. Because this movie is worth every penny, every dollar, every hour which you had to beg for money or whore yourself out on the pole.
However, be warned that if any of you start squealing during the movie, you will be hit in the face by popcorn. Oh but people also be warned that Disney will probably make a spin off of Twilight…remember Wizards of Waverly Place is such a spin off from Harry Potter. Unoriginal bitches.
Hugh Jackman Named Sexiest Man…His Wife is Perplexed
Hugh Jackman is People’s Sexiest Man Alive. Hugh said that when his wife found out he was the sexiest man alive, she said, “Obviously, Brad wasn’t available this year.” Nice! Here are a few other names on People’s list: Daniel Craig Zac Efron Blair Underwood Michael Phelps Mark-Paul Gosselaar Javier Bardem David Beckham
Hugh Jackman is People’s Sexiest Man Alive.
Hugh said that when his wife found out he was the sexiest man alive, she said, “Obviously, Brad wasn’t available this year.”
Nice!
Here are a few other names on People’s list:
Daniel Craig
Zac Efron
Blair Underwood
Michael Phelps
Mark-Paul Gosselaar
Javier Bardem
David Beckham
Damn I’m Cute’s DOUCHEBAG OF THE WEEK: Elizabeth Kennedy
This week’s douchebag award goes to Elizabeth Kennedy from Bak Middle School of the Arts! She allegedly cited a middle school history teacher for wearing a Barack Obama T-shirt to school AFTER the election. This wasn’t even during the election, this was AFTER it people. The history teacher’s name is Dennis Yuzenas. Kennedy was pissed off at […]
This week’s douchebag award goes to Elizabeth Kennedy from Bak Middle School of the Arts!
She allegedly cited a middle school history teacher for wearing a Barack Obama T-shirt to school AFTER the election. This wasn’t even during the election, this was AFTER it people. The history teacher’s name is Dennis Yuzenas. Kennedy was pissed off at Yuzenas for appearing on the school’s TV show saying: It’s a good day to be an American.
Hmm….did Kennedy really have a titty fit because Yuzenas was obviously educating the young ones at Bak MSOA about Obama winning the election? Yes. Kennedy had a titty fit. I don’t even know how this woman is a principal, but she decided to send a memo to Yuzenas :
Last Friday, November 7, you wore a T-shirt that clearly showed which candidate you supported during the recent Presidential Election and appeared with students on the in-school news broadcast sharing your positive view regarding the outcome of the election
Really bitch? Because according to The Palm Beach Post’s article (link below, please click), I’m damn sure the man wore the shirt AFTER the election- hence the November 7.
But the stupidity and ignorance doesn’t stop there people- Kennedy even added:
The kids could go home and say We know who Mr. Y voted for.
*Gasp* The children know the truth! Oh God! The children know that Obama is the president! Oh!!! THE AUDACITY. That’s almost as bad as killing baby seals! Are we seriously trying to “protect” kids from the truth. That’s like attempting to “shield” kids from the infamous question- Mommy, where do babies come from?
Personally, Kennedy must be having a mid-life-crisis. She’s probably extremely bitter about Obama winning. What’s done is done, and instead of Kennedy going around in circles with this, she should do her job and focus on her students. Yuzenas is an American History teacher. He’s not going to sit around and not say a word about this historical election. These kids can’t even vote yet!
This article was helped made possible by Frank Cerabino’s. Click HERE.
And click HERE to read some comments made by extremely unhappy students.
Twilight News: New Moon Ready To Start Being Filmed
This weekend was a HUGE profit for all the people from Twilight! Here’s the top ten movies: 1. Twilight, $70.6 million 2. Quantum of Solace, $27.4 million 3. Bolt, $27 million 4. Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa, $16 million 5. Role Models, $7.2 million 6. Changeling, $2.6 million 7. High School Musical 3: Senior Year, $2 million 8. Zack and Miri Make a Porno, […]
This weekend was a HUGE profit for all the people from Twilight! Here’s the top ten movies:
1. Twilight, $70.6 million
2. Quantum of Solace, $27.4 million
3. Bolt, $27 million
4. Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa, $16 million
5. Role Models, $7.2 million
6. Changeling, $2.6 million
7. High School Musical 3: Senior Year, $2 million
8. Zack and Miri Make a Porno, $1.7 million
9. The Boy in the Striped Pajamas, $1.67 million
10. The Secret Life of Bees, $1.3 million
HAHAHHAHAHAHAH I can’t believe James Bond and Miley Cyrus are almost neck to neck! You know shit is wrong when James Bond is being compared to Miley Cyrus. All I can do is laugh my head off.
Well, I’m extremely happy that my boo Rob. P is making money. And this means he’ll be able to by me that wedding ring he’s supposed to put on Kristen’s finger in Breaking Dawn! Anyways kiddies…there you have it!
And yes. New Moon will start production sooner than you think. Hopefully they won’t make us wait as long as those damn Harry Potter movies. Thank GOODNESS I’ll be seieng more of Taylor Lautner’s incredible face!
Jessica Biel’s Secret Studio Sessions
Actress Jessica Biel is following boyfriend Justin Timberlake into the recording studio to record tunes for a new movie. The top secret sessions are taking place at the Sunset Marquis’ Night Bird Studio, according to celebrity magazine Life & Style.[…] Read more!
Actress Jessica Biel is following boyfriend Justin Timberlake into the recording studio to record tunes for a new movie. The top secret sessions are taking place at the Sunset Marquis’ Night Bird Studio, according to celebrity magazine Life & Style.
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