Hollywood PrivacyWatch: 12/4 — I was … [Hollywood Privacywatch]
Hollywood PrivacyWatch: 12/4 — I was … [Hollywood Privacywatch]
Hollywood PrivacyWatch: 12/4 — I was cruising home and decided to stop off to check out some of the sales at the 3rd Street festival. A limo was parked outside of the clothing store Milk, and when I walked in to peruse the racks, a film crew had set up in the back near the dressing rooms. LUDACRIS was shooting some type of commercial, and the director kept telling him to walk in and out of the dressing room and act like “this is the best pair of jeans you’ve ever put on in your life! You look GREAT!” [Hollywood PrivacyWatch is written by and for Defamer readers; send your sightings to tips@defamer.com.]
The NBER Is So Smart: Recession Announced
REALLY?! Ohhhh really?! Well congratufuckinlations you stupid stupid idiots who finally admitted that shit. Yesterday the extremely smart National Bureau of Economic Research stated how the economy is at it’s lowest in a very very long time. Here’s a little overview of what a recession is for my economically challenged readers: A recession happens when the […]
REALLY?! Ohhhh really?! Well congratufuckinlations you stupid stupid idiots who finally admitted that shit.
Yesterday the extremely smart National Bureau of Economic Research stated how the economy is at it’s lowest in a very very long time. Here’s a little overview of what a recession is for my economically challenged readers:
A recession happens when the GDP ( gross domestic output) of all the goodies and services declines for two quarters in a row.
Our very smart president issued a statement about the financial crisis, the millions of jobs destroyed, all the damaged banks and accounts:
I’m sorry it’s happening, of course.
WHAT THE..!? I feel like he just doesn’t care, but it doesn’t matter I guess since he’s got about a month or so to be in office. He’s probably going to spend his time pardoning fucking CEO’s.
Our amigo Henry Paulson even released a statement about the 700 billion dollar bail-out:
I have confidence that we are pursuing the right strategy to stabilize the financial system and support the flow of credit into our economy
He probably meant to say ” flow of credit into my wallet…”
These politicians are incredible. Everyone is literally killing themselves over the crisis for such a long time, and now they come out: It’s a recession bitches…
Damn I’m Old: Celebrity Birthdays
These celebrities were born on December 2: Britney Jean Spears is 27. Lucy Liu is 40. Nelly Furtado is 30. Cassie Steele is 19. Michael McDonals is 56. Rick Savage is 48. Wilson Heredia is 37. Monica Seles is 35.
These celebrities were born on December 2:
Britney Jean Spears is 27.
Lucy Liu is 40.
Nelly Furtado is 30.
Cassie Steele is 19.
Michael McDonals is 56.
Rick Savage is 48.
Wilson Heredia is 37.
Monica Seles is 35.
Hey–What’s That Transforminator Doing In ‘Terminator: Salvation?’ [Pop Culture Doomsday]
ET has been pumping its first look of Terminator: Salvation this Tuesday, to be presided over by none other than the world’s most recognizably uni-named pop-spectacle-overseer himself, McG. (Eat his dust, Tarsem.) Today, however, we bring you the promo to the promo. It’s as fitting an exclusive as we are likely to find for you on this, Pop Culture Doomsday: A fourth sequel to a picked-over Schwarzenegger franchise about a battle for human survival after a nuclear annihilation. Doesn’t get any more apocalypto than that!
ET has been pumping its first look of Terminator: Salvation this Tuesday, to be presided over by none other than the world’s most recognizably uni-named pop-spectacle-overseer himself, McG. (Eat his dust, Tarsem.) Today, however, we bring you the promo to the promo. It’s as fitting an exclusive as we are likely to find for you on this, Pop Culture Doomsday: A fourth sequel to a picked-over Schwarzenegger franchise about a battle for human survival after a nuclear annihilation. Doesn’t get any more apocalypto than that!But wait one second—what’s that huge thing at the end there? The one that looks like it’s about to fold into a Ford F-350 Super Duty? It’s obviously supposed to be some kind of spectacular CGI set piece, but we’re getting a little too much McBay here, and not enough WASP-Brett Ratner. Bring back the T-5000 American Standard Urinalbots—the ones that sang Garbage songs and came with their own deodorant cakes. Those were way cooler, and are just begging for McG’s porcelain-glossy, music video sensibilities. [ET]
HOLLYWOOD, CA - In a suggestion that Pop Culture Doomsday shows no signs of abating, the Dark Lord Satan emerged from the charred remains of the Body Shop this afternoon to announce a brand-new reality project for TV Land.
“What, you thought I wouldn’t put in a cameo at least?” Satan was reported to have said at the hastily put-together press conference.
“I’m excited to announce that I’ve helped engineer a pilot presentation for TV Land that would follow the vacuous lives of Hollywood couple Lisa Rinna and Harry Hamlin,” he continued.
“Ever since I started here, I’ve been out in the marketplace looking for a celebrity couple with dynamic stories to tell, and when I met Lisa and Harry, it made sense,” said Keith Cox, TV Land’s executive VP of development and original programming.
Satan went on to say that TV Land executives were currently settling on a name for the still-untitled project, though “Lisa and Harry: Lips and Relationships” and “Kill Yourself Before Watching” were rumored to be contenders.
“Nehehehehe,” he added.
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