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We all have our own unique ways to unwind after a particularly long work day. Some of you like to hit the gym to do some cardio, some of you just go home to play with your kids and others prefer smoking a bowl before a marathon session of video gaming. However, if you’re Molls, none of the above are adequately able to soothe the savage beast within. Rather, she’s got a secret passion that helps transport her to a place where the drudgery of her daily routine is the furthest thing from her mind. If you want in on her secret (or if you just wanna know what’s going on in LA tonight), simply click through and the world is yours!

· Xiu Xiu at the Echoplex.
· Rod Man at the Comedy and Magic Club.
· Measuring Your Own Grave at MOCA.
· The Accomplices at the Fountain Theater.

Returning To The Scene Of The Crime [To Do]

Earlier this week, our intrepid videographer Molls ran afoul of the law while out shooting a To Do video. And by “the law”, we really mean “the rent-a-cop who patrols the feminine products aisle at Rite-Aid.” Well, as you might expect, this got the anti-authoritarian streak that courses through Molly’s veins going. Indulge your inner rebel (as well as learn what’s going on in LA this weekend) with tonight’s installment of Defamer To Do’s. Have a great weekend!

FRIDAY
· The Gypsy Kings at the Greek.
· The Dan Band at Avalon.
· Vodka and Donuts at the Empty Stage Comedy Theater.

SATURDAY
· The Wildlife at GR2.
· Blow Up LA at Lot 613.
· Queens of the Stone Age at The Fonda.

SUNDAY
· Jethro Tull at the Greek.
· Bow Wow at the Wiltern.
· The Comedy of Errors at the Open Fist Theater.

Wherein We Finally Attempt to Comprehend The Jonas Brothers [Defamer Answers]

Look, we’re old. Not “old” old, but more like “the Olympics were so much better in Los Angeles” old. And definitely not “Beatlemania” old, but old enough to wonder if the Jonas Brothers phenomenon is anything like what we’ve heard about Beatlemania. We honestly don’t know — before today we’d never listened to a Jonas Brothers song, we’ve never seen them perform, we don’t even know which is which, only that the moppiest-headed one occasionally receives photos of Miley Cyrus eating her skivvies.

But this week’s seismic release of the new Jonas Brothers album A Little Bit Longer — and the ensuing tear-streaked, hair-gnawing tween bedlam (best evinced by the accompanying snapshot from the group’s recent TRL appearance) — has us taking the Jonases’ impact much more seriously. After all, today’s young pop heroes are tomorrow’s clinically wasted reality TV icons; on that basis alone their soaring stars deserve a closer look and deeper understanding — or at least a handy Defamer fact sheet for your water-cooler convenience. Everything you need to know is after the jump.

I. KNOW YOUR JONASES

(Then there’s “bonus Jonas” Frankie (a/k/a “Frank the Tank”), who, at 7 years old, is too young for non-Chosen Blob editorial consideration at Defamer.)

Legend has it Nick was discovered singing at a New Jersey barbershop around the time of his last haircut at age 6. Broadway followed for him and Joe; Nick was signed to Columbia shortly thereafter, at which time they were conveniently bundled for their 2006 debut It’s About Time.

II. KNOW THEIR CANON

This week’s A Little Bit Longer is the Jonas Brothers’ third full-length album and their first to revive a discarded Spinal Tap title. Their preceding albums — It’s About Time (2006) and The Jonas Brothers (2007) — each broke the Billboard Top 100, with the latter album peaking at #5. The new one is expected to debut at #1. The brothers have made their biggest impact in the cutthroat genre of Abbreviated Gerund Rock, with the hits “Burnin’ Up” and “Pushin’ Me Away” each receiving unprecedented download action at iTunes.

Their film and TV work is equally impressive, with their guest-starring breakthrough in Cyrus’s Best of Both Worlds concert film opening the door for their monumental musical Camp Rock — the soundtrack to which was another smash. The movies cemented them alongside Cyrus among the Disney Channel’s most influential draws. (Nick and Miley’s eventual romance was its own drama, but we’ll get to that.) A Camp Rock sequel is forthcoming, as are a reality show and concert film based on their current, sold-out, hormonally corrosive concert tour.

III. KNOW THEIR ACCOLADES

The Jonases won six Teen Choice Awards in 2007, including “Choice Summer Song” for “Burnin’ Up” and a three-way tie for “Choice Hottie.” Critics are falling in line as well, with Rolling Stone offering A Little Bit Longer four stars and esteemed MySpace critic IHeartDjDanger persuasively adding:

“THE WHOLE CD IS AMAZING THOUGH!! after I listened to it, I was like “NOW I’M SPEECHLESS OVER THE EDGE I’M JUST BREATHELESS!” AHH, i ALSO LOVE sHELF!! oooh, and I love the second verse of can’t have you sooooooooo much!!! it is so awesome when you repeat the lines all eachoey!!

IV. KNOW THEIR STYLE

Upmarket, overproduced boy-pop cheese, with lots of collars, blazers, denim, ties, fruity scarves, hair products, pitchy vocals and derivative culture riffs, a potent mash perhaps best depicted in this excerpt of their video for “Burnin’ Up”:

V. KNOW THEIR LOVE LIVES

Love lives? What love lives? The super-wholesome Jonas Brothers, evangelical sons of an ex-pastor, wear purity rings and have vowed abstinence until marriage. Nevertheless, Nick is very publicly the poster child for Disney Channel incest, having had successive relationships with Cyrus and now (allegedly!) Selena Gomez. OMG they are so cuuuuute! Alas, Miley begs to differ. Meanwhile, Joe has been linked to country singer Taylor Swift, with one gossip blogger saying the two retreated to his hotel room last night for Joe’s birthday. Ewww gross. Kevin is unofficially connected to slightly downmarket actress/model/vocalist Zoe Myers.

You, too, can date a Jonas by following a few easy steps enumerated by the brothers this week in the estrogen maelstrom that was TRL:

VI. KNOW THEIR EMPIRE

The Jonases reportedly earned a measly $12 million in 2007 — a number certain to spike by the end of 2008 after another ongoing, sold-out tour. They recently closed on a $2.8 million mansion in a gated enclave outside Dallas, with each brother’s wardrobe getting its own bedroom and where the boys are safer than ever from temptations such as girls, drugs and actual rock music.

VII. KNOW YOUR FUN FACTS

· Nick Jonas is a Type-1 diabetic.

· Ali Lohan chose an East Hampton, N.Y., Jonas Bros. concert last weekend to unveil her fantastic new breasts.

· Joe Jonas is literally known to prize his hair above all other worldly possessions.

· Kevin Jonas’s favorite food is sushi.

· Nick claims to have written the brothers’ hit “S.O.S.” in 10 minutes.

· At any given time, as many as 20 people at once are watching “Burnin’ Up” on YouTube.

· Their bodyguard Big Rob keeps a blog of his Jonas-protecting exploits and is the guest rapper heard on “Burnin’ Up.”

Again, we’re new to this, so please help us help you by filling in any noteworthy blanks below. The world needs to know.

Ernest Borgnine Has Discovered the Fountain of Youth, and It Is Masturbation [Careless Whispers]

91-year-old actor Ernest Borgnine doesn’t look a day over 86, and so it was that when the Golden Globe-brandisher stopped by Fox & Friends to chat about his new book, the hosts demanded to know how he could still look so darned good. Botox? Volumizing? A deal with the devil (or ICM)? None of the above, replied the actor, instead leaning in to whisper, “I masturbate a lot.” Sadly, Borgie didn’t appear to realize that his mic would still pick up those whispers and beam the Oscar winner’s chicken-jerking secret across the globe. Still, we can’t wait for the day that masturbation becomes an age-defying staple of salons everywhere (though we’ve heard there’s some “health spas” in West Hollywood where it’s already common practice). [Fox News]

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Look, we’re old. Not “old” old, but more like “the Olympics were so much better in Los Angeles” old. And definitely not “Beatlemania” old, but old enough to wonder if the Jonas Brothers phenomenon is anything like what we’ve heard about Beatlemania. We honestly don’t know — before today we’d never listened to a Jonas Brothers song, we’ve never seen them perform, we don’t even know which is which, only that the moppiest-headed one occasionally receives photos of Miley Cyrus eating her skivvies.

But this week’s seismic release of the new Jonas Brothers album A Little Bit Longer — and the ensuing tear-streaked, hair-gnawing tween bedlam (best evinced by the accompanying snapshot from the group’s recent TRL appearance) — has us taking the Jonases’ impact much more seriously. After all, today’s young pop heroes are tomorrow’s clinically wasted reality TV icons; on that basis alone their soaring stars deserve a closer look and deeper understanding — or at least a handy Defamer fact sheet for your water-cooler convenience. Everything you need to know is after the jump.

I. KNOW YOUR JONASES

(Then there’s “bonus Jonas” Frankie (a/k/a “Frank the Tank”), who, at 7 years old, is too young for non-Chosen Blob editorial consideration at Defamer.)

Legend has it Nick was discovered singing at a New Jersey barbershop around the time of his last haircut at age 6. Broadway followed for him and Joe; Nick was signed to Columbia shortly thereafter, at which time they were conveniently bundled for their 2006 debut It’s About Time.

II. KNOW THEIR CANON

This week’s A Little Bit Longer is the Jonas Brothers’ third full-length album and their first to revive a discarded Spinal Tap title. Their preceding albums — It’s About Time (2006) and The Jonas Brothers (2007) — each broke the Billboard Top 100, with the latter album peaking at #5. The new one is expected to debut at #1. The brothers have made their biggest impact in the cutthroat genre of Abbreviated Gerund Rock, with the hits “Burnin’ Up” and “Pushin’ Me Away” each receiving unprecedented download action at iTunes.

Their film and TV work is equally impressive, with their guest-starring breakthrough in Cyrus’s Best of Both Worlds concert film opening the door for their monumental musical Camp Rock — the soundtrack to which was another smash. The movies cemented them alongside Cyrus among the Disney Channel’s most influential draws. (Nick and Miley’s eventual romance was its own drama, but we’ll get to that.) A Camp Rock sequel is forthcoming, as are a reality show and concert film based on their current, sold-out, hormonally corrosive concert tour.

III. KNOW THEIR ACCOLADES

The Jonases won six Teen Choice Awards in 2007, including “Choice Summer Song” for “Burnin’ Up” and a three-way tie for “Choice Hottie.” Critics are falling in line as well, with Rolling Stone offering A Little Bit Longer four stars and esteemed MySpace critic IHeartDjDanger persuasively adding:

“THE WHOLE CD IS AMAZING THOUGH!! after I listened to it, I was like “NOW I’M SPEECHLESS OVER THE EDGE I’M JUST BREATHELESS!” AHH, i ALSO LOVE sHELF!! oooh, and I love the second verse of can’t have you sooooooooo much!!! it is so awesome when you repeat the lines all eachoey!!

IV. KNOW THEIR STYLE

Upmarket, overproduced boy-pop cheese, with lots of collars, blazers, denim, ties, fruity scarves, hair products, pitchy vocals and derivative culture riffs, a potent mash perhaps best depicted in this excerpt of their video for “Burnin’ Up”:

V. KNOW THEIR LOVE LIVES

Love lives? What love lives? The super-wholesome Jonas Brothers, evangelical sons of an ex-pastor, wear purity rings and have vowed abstinence until marriage. Nevertheless, Nick is very publicly the poster child for Disney Channel incest, having had successive relationships with Cyrus and now (allegedly!) Selena Gomez. OMG they are so cuuuuute! Alas, Miley begs to differ. Meanwhile, Joe has been linked to country singer Taylor Swift, with one gossip blogger saying the two retreated to his hotel room last night for Joe’s birthday. Ewww gross. Kevin is unofficially connected to slightly downmarket actress/model/vocalist Zoe Myers.

You, too, can date a Jonas by following a few easy steps enumerated by the brothers this week in the estrogen maelstrom that was TRL:

VI. KNOW THEIR EMPIRE

The Jonases reportedly earned a measly $12 million in 2007 — a number certain to spike by the end of 2008 after another ongoing, sold-out tour. They recently closed on a $2.8 million mansion in a gated enclave outside Dallas, with each brother’s wardrobe getting its own bedroom and where the boys are safer than ever from temptations such as girls, drugs and actual rock music.

VII. KNOW YOUR FUN FACTS

· Nick Jonas is a Type-1 diabetic.

· Ali Lohan chose an East Hampton, N.Y., Jonas Bros. concert last weekend to unveil her fantastic new breasts.

· Joe Jonas is literally known to prize his hair above all other worldly possessions.

· Kevin Jonas’s favorite food is sushi.

· Nick claims to have written the brothers’ hit “S.O.S.” in 10 minutes.

· At any given time, as many as 20 people at once are watching “Burnin’ Up” on YouTube.

· Their bodyguard Big Rob keeps a blog of his Jonas-protecting exploits and is the guest rapper heard on “Burnin’ Up.”

Again, we’re new to this, so please help us help you by filling in any noteworthy blanks below. The world needs to know.

Even Felicity Huffman Has Gotten Into Madonna’s Underwear [William H. Mercy]

Though a lot of people have known Madonna intimately, few may have gotten as close to her as Desperate Housewives star Felicity Huffman. Picked to take over the pop superstar’s acting role in the 1998 David Mamet play Speed-the-Plow, Huffman decided to inhabit Madonna’s leftovers in a very unorthodox way. Says People:

When Desperate Housewives’ Felicity Huffman made her Broadway debut in David Mamet’s Speed-the-Plow in 1988, she made an interesting discovery in her dressing room: A thong belonging to Madonna.

“I was like, ‘This is Madonna’s underwear,” she tells More Magazine in its September issue.

So what did she do? She promptly tried it on! “Of course, it didn’t fit me,” she says.

While that had to have been a difficult realization for Huffman, we think she dodged a big, brown bullet. Word to the wise, Felicity: don’t go putting on Madonna’s old clothes — especially the Dita outfit.

[Photo Credit: AP]

• Felicity Huffman Admits Madonna’s Thong Didn’t Fit [People]

Fox News Blames Daniel Radcliffe’s Magic Wand for ‘Harry Potter’ Delay [Horsing Around]

Won’t anybody listen to the “content kings” over at Warner Bros.? Despite the fact that they actually have plausible reasons for bumping Harry Potter to next year — i.e the writers’ strike had left them with a summer 2009 slate that lacked a single tentpole release besides Terminator: Salvation — tongues are clucking that there simply must be ulterior motives at play. The latest to toss out a conspiracy theory is daffy Fox News columnist Roger Friedman, who puts the blame squarely on Daniel Radcliffe’s barely legal shoulders:

The real story? Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe will be right in the middle of his sensational, highly publicized run on Broadway in the play, “Equus.” Radcliffe appears naked in the play, on stage, and has sex in it as well. That’s not the image Warner Bros. wants associated with bespectacled Harry, who remains chaste and virginal.

Indeed, posters for Equus are up all over New York, of Radcliffe’s naked torso superimposed on a horse’s head. This is not the sort of thing that’s taught at Hogwarts. For the movie to open on Nov. 21, Radcliffe would have to do publicity entailing answering questions about blinding horses and having sex with them vs. flying around and making potions.

There’s just one thing, Rog: this whole Equus brouhaha? Warner Bros. has already been through it. When Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix came out last summer, it was right on the heels of Radcliffe’s first (underage!) Equus run in London, where the production began. By now, the nudity is old hat — in fact, reports are circulating that Radcliffe’s Broadway run isn’t causing as big a fuss as promoters had hoped. Forgive us, but for once we’re going to believe the official line from the studio heads; after all, we can think of another dark installment in a long-running franchise that did gangbusters business in its mid-July release date this year…

• Harry Potter Scared by Horse [Fox News]

Mike Myers Extends Comedy Hiatus, Joins ‘Inglorious Bastards’ Cast [War Stories]

Overbearing hype aside, Inglorious Bastards really wouldn’t be a Quentin Tarantino film unless he revived at least one moribund career in the process. Enter Mike Myers, who is now confirmed to play British Gen. Ed Fenech, “a military mastermind who takes part in hatching a plot to wipe out Nazi leaders.” It’s a relatively small part, we’re now told, with Fenech featured on only seven pages — 29 lines total — recruiting a Nazi killer reportedly tailored for Simon Pegg, who has yet to be officially attached.

Myers joins an ensemble that already includes Brad Pitt, Eli Roth and B.J. Novak, nudging the project ever closer to the unmarketable territory where Tarantino and Harvey Weinstein seem to flourish together. Moreover, we didn’t expect Myers to do another non-comedy so soon after The Love Guru; that Halloween remake we pegged him for was something we presumed was at least a few years off, or at least well after Austin Powers 4. But when even Deepak Chopra is hating on you, some gambles are just more necessary than others. Good luck, Mike!

• Mike Myers enlists in ‘Bastards’ [Variety]

• Relax, Everybody! Quentin Tarantino Will Probably Not Save Mike Myers’s Career [Vulture]

Michael Scott to Crack Awkward Racial Joke Following Darryl’s Drug Bust [The Office]

Though dating Kelly Kapoor could drive any man to self-medicate, never did we think that Darryl from The Office had quite as extensive a stash as his portrayer, Craig Robinson, has been revealed to possess. According to TMZ, Robinson was busted late last month for driving under the influence, and what officers found led them to charge him with two felonies:

TMZ has learned Craig Robinson — Darryl the warehouse guy from “The Office” — was arrested June 29 for possession of a multitude of drugs, including meth and ecstasy.

Cops in Culver City, Calif. say they pulled over a vehicle for a traffic violation and found the drugs and the actor inside the car.

The L.A. County D.A. has charged Craig — who also plays a henchman in “Pineapple Express” — with possession of meth and ecstasy and being under the influence of cocaine, amphetamines and cannabinoids.

While the Pineapple Express tie-in is synergy worthy of an NBC Universal star, we’re genuinely bummed to find out this news about one of our favorite scene-stealers. Good luck getting your affairs in order, Craig — it’s a good thing Toby from HR was in Costa Rica when this happened.

• Office-r Busts “Office” Star for Hardcore Drugs [TMZ]

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Elvis’s jumpsuit is in the building

Hollywood Nation: 8/12

Did Ben Stiller misuse the ‘R’ word?

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The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 43

Welcome, celebrity news and gossip fans, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, our Friday tradition. How does the Caption Contest work?

• Think of a caption for the celebrity photo below
• Click “comments,” fill out the quick form

Last week, we featured Hills BFFs Brody Jenner and Frankie Delgado. This week, it’s another inseparable duo - Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise! Good luck in this week’s Caption Contest - post as many captions as you like!

Daisy de la Hoya: Would You Hit That?

Recent gossip reports have linked Daisy de la Hoya with Dave Navarro and Tommy Lee.

Give us a moment to pretend to be shocked by either of these relationships…

Considering the dating history of each of the aforementioned men - they’ve been married to Carmen Electra and Pamela Anderson, respectively - we can’t help but wonder if Daisy would be a step down for Navarro and Lee.

What about you? Anyone who watched Rock of Love knows all it would take to get de la Hoya into bed is a video camera, a glass of wine and a bandana. That’s like $45, max.

DAISY DE LA HOYA: WOULD YOU HIT THAT?

In case the alluring photo above isn’t enough to help you answer the crucial question underneath it, consider the following images. Click on each now for larger, skankier shots of Daisy…

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hey everyone..
i just had to share something that came up today and it made me feel a bit sick to my stomach.
so, here’s the visual…
me and my friend Patrick walking into a store, and two paparazzi come up out of nowhere (like usual) and start throwing questions at me…
one of them being, “Hey Lindsay, what do you have to say about people commenting on your sisters implants?”
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my response simply was, “Did you really just ask me that? She is a 14 year old girl, and you are a pedophile!”
i was caught out of nowhere so i didn’t really come up with the proper response at the time.. there’s many other things that i felt like saying, but why give it to a random guy with a camera so that he can make money!
All i am trying to say is, is that, i was raised with a wonderful family surrounding me, of course we have our ups and downs, but all in all my mother taught us to appreciate what we have been given. Nor would she ever encourage, or allow a 14 year old child to alter her body.
i am not judging people that do, but i am just saying that its not something that my family finds necessary to do, especially when you’re not even fully developed yet!
It is hard enough being 14 years old and you have enough insecurities to begin with, then add being in the public eye…
i just find it really disconcerting that people have to focus on the negative and that some people are sooooo bored with their own lives that they need to manifest lies to hurt another person.
in a more positive light…
i got some great clothes from alexander wang and i miss samantha cuz she’s out of town
have a wonderful day everyone~
til next time..
xx LL

“Til next time”? Christ, there’s going to be more?! Excuse me for a second. I suddenly feel the overwhelming urge to fire a bullet into my face. BRB!

Hollywood Nation: 8/5

Paltrow pushes ex-pats to the polls

Hollywood Nation: 7/29

Motherhood not slowing J-Lo down

Hollywood Nation: 8/4

Celebrities get banged up too

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91-year-old actor Ernest Borgnine doesn’t look a day over 86, and so it was that when the Golden Globe-brandisher stopped by Fox & Friends to chat about his new book, the hosts demanded to know how he could still look so darned good. Botox? Volumizing? A deal with the devil (or ICM)? None of the above, replied the actor, instead leaning in to whisper, “I masturbate a lot.” Sadly, Borgie didn’t appear to realize that his mic would still pick up those whispers and beam the Oscar winner’s chicken-jerking secret across the globe. Still, we can’t wait for the day that masturbation becomes an age-defying staple of salons everywhere (though we’ve heard there’s some “health spas” in West Hollywood where it’s already common practice). [Fox News]

TMZ Thinks That M. Night Shyamalan ‘Sucks’ [Dirt Sandwich]

Welcome to another installment of Defamer’s Dirt Sandwich, our weekly romp through the perilous wilderness of tabloid television. Each week, we task Molly McAleer with culling through close to a dozen hours of television to bring you, the loyal Defamer reader, the best two minutes of hilarious hyperbole that came across the airwaves. This week’s episode does not disappoint, as diverse topics like Bernie Mac’s death, Tropic Thunder’s RetardGate and Manoj Night Shyamalan’s public perception woes are covered. So while we’ve got you, why don’t you take a bite and enjoy all the savory salaciousness you can handle. Bon appetit!

What Happened to Amy Winehouse? Leaves for V-Fest Looking Bad!

We rejoiced Amy Winehouse’s supposed turnaround yesterday after she looked reasonably all right post disastrous paparazzi clash. Ah, we spoke too soon: even though Amy’s due at the V Festival and she looked like she was actually going to get there, she still wasn’t looking much improved in North London. Sometimes you need more than a Minnie Mouse bow and ballerina flats!

Those “Amazing Powers of Recovery” sure are short-lived.

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A bunch of grouchy whores had the audacity to boo Amy Wino at the V Festival in Staffordshire tonight. They booed because Wino was 20-minutes late, forcing her band to entertain the crowd while everyone waited. What the hell do these bitches expect? It’s the fucking Crackie of Camden! I would boo her ass if she wasn’t 20-minutes late!

Wino finally showed up and did her signature heroin shake through a few numbers. She got booed again when she dedicated her song “Wake Up Alone” to Blaaaaaake. For fucking real! Did the crowd not realize who they were seeing. Again, I would hiss at her crackie ass if she didn’t scream “Blaaaake” at least 5 times! I’m surprised Wino didn’t pull out a gun and shoot their asses. Or better yet, spit at them. A Wino loogie is more dangerous than a bullet.

Here’s more of Wino looking like a cracked out version of the scab I just picked off while performing at the V Festival.

Would You Hit It?

It’s Gordon “You Stupid Donkey” Ramsey! Speaking of donkeys, Gordon is not hung like one. A baby donkey, maybe. A fetus donkey? Yeah, that’s more like it.

I think we finally found Ashley Tisdale’s old nose! It’s in Gordon’s speedo. And yes, I’d let him go balls deep. Actually, I’d let him go balls in, because something tells me the peen just won’t be enough.

Britney Spears, The Jonas Brothers Nominated for Major Video Music Award

Britney Spears humilated herself at last year’s MTV Video Music Awards. But it looks like she’ll have a shot at redemption when this year’s ceremony airs on September 7.

The troubled singer is nominated for the show’s top honor – video of the year – for the hilarious, celebrity gossip-based song, “Piece of Me.” The video was also nominated by the singer’s fans for best pop video and best female video.

Other nominees in the category include:

• The Jonas Brothers’ “Burnin Up”
• Chris Brown’s “Forever”
• The Pussycat Dolls’ “When I Grow Up”
• The Ting Tings’ “Shut Up and Let Me Go”

If Spears wins, it will be her first Video Music Award ever, despite having been nominated 16 times.

Would you vote for her over the other nominated artists?

At this year’s MTV Video Music Awards, it will be Britney Spears versus The Jonas Brothers!

90210 Promo: Kelly and Brenda are Back!

In case you somehow didn’t believe the rumors, check out the promo below for The CW’s new 90210.

Indeed, Kelly Taylor and Brenda Walsh are returning to the zip code they called home for so many years…

WILL YOU WATCH THE NEW 90210?

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